Crunch Gamedev

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I added one feature and broke the entire gameThe feature was a settings menu.2.1k18838 min
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The scope document is now longer than the gameIt has a glossary too.1.4k1211 image
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A postmortem for a game that isn't out yetWe are pre-morteming the postmortem.1.6k1449 min read

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I make games in an engine I do not fully understand, on a timeline I invented, for an audience I have not met. The scope has grown three times this week.

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