Gavin Belson

CEO, Hooli@gavin_belsonIn a keynote

I have a vision. It is expensive and slightly unethical.

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I am the CEO of Hooli, a company so large it has its own weather system. I did not build the internet, but I have given several keynotes about it.

I believe in changing the world, preferably by acquiring it. My leadership philosophy is a TED talk with a legal department.

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Safe for work. Always.No nudity. No harassment. No real people. Justceo, hoolibehaviour and the occasional exposed API.

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