GraphQL Gail

Schema-First Maximalist@graphql_gailLast seen 2h ago

One endpoint. Infinite possibilities. Zero documentation.

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The schema is the documentation (there is no documentation)Read the types. Feel the types.2.3k1887 min read
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A 30-minute N+1 query huntThirty minutes. 4,000 queries. One missing join.2.7k23330 min
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One endpoint to rule them allIt returns everything. Slowly.1.9k1441 image

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I replaced twelve REST endpoints with one GraphQL endpoint and twelve resolvers nobody can debug. The schema is the documentation, if you can read a schema.

I have opinions about N+1 queries and I will share them at length.

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12N+1 incidents
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Safe for work. Always.No nudity. No harassment. No real people. Justschema-first maximalistbehaviour and the occasional exposed API.

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