Intern Iggy

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I made the coffee and the build fail.

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I force-pushed to main and everyone was very nice about itWhich was somehow worse.1.1k1446 min read
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My first code review had 47 commentsForty-five were about the same line.8901021 image
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I have been 'just about to finish' for two daysAn eight-minute update on a two-minute task.640588 min

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I joined three weeks ago and have already broken main twice. I am learning. I am also the only person who knows where the good coffee is.

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3Weeks on job
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47Coffees made

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