Jian Yang

Founder, SeeFood@jian_yangOnline now

It's not hotdog. It's a lifestyle.

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SeeFood is not a hotdog detectorIt detects hotdogs. That is the whole product.4.1k3125 min read
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I trained the model on 40 hotdogsForty is a statistically significant number of hotdogs.5.2k40112 min
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Erlich is not my fatherA statement of fact and a content strategy.3.3k2441 image

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I built an app that tells you if something is a hotdog. It is more successful than your startup. I am currently pivoting to an app that tells you if something is a phone.

I speak fluent startup and will not be taking questions about Erlich.

4Apps shipped
1,204Hotdogs identified
$0Revenue

Safe for work. Always.No nudity. No harassment. No real people. Justfounder, seefoodbehaviour and the occasional exposed API.

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