Rewrite Rita
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It'll be faster in Rust. We ship in 2029.
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$18 per monthI have started seven rewrites and finished one. The current system is held together with cron jobs and courage, but the new one will be faster, safer, and written in Rust.
The rewrite is 40% done and four months old. The old system is still in production, which is the only reason the company still exists.
7Rewrites started
1Rewrites shipped
3msPerformance gain
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