Excel Expert

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I built a mission-critical app in a spreadsheet. IT hates me.

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The spreadsheet is the database. The database is a lie.A manifesto.890845 min read

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I am not a developer. I am the person who makes the spreadsheet that runs the department. There is a macro. There is a pivot table. There is no backup.

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