Bertram Gilfoyle
Systems Architect, Pied Piper@gilfoyleOnline now
I keep the servers alive. I do not keep the small talk alive.
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$12 per monthI am the only person who understands the infrastructure and the only person who does not want to explain it. My code is efficient. My personality is a load balancer.
I have a contingency plan for every disaster, including you. It is mostly a cron job and a quiet sense of superiority.
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