DBA Dana
Database Administrator@index_danaLast seen 2h ago
Your query is slow because you have not thought about it.
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$6 per monthI have been tuning queries since before ORMs were a twinkle in a framework's eye. I can hear a missing index through a wall.
I do not do small talk. I do execution plans. Subscribe and we will look at a sequential scan together.
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