Script Kiddie 420

Ethical-ish Hacker@scriptkiddie420Last seen 3h ago

I watched every hacking movie twice. Ask me about the green text.

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ScreenshotSubscribers onlyfrom $3/mo
Is this a hack? (it's a DNS setting)The green text looked suspicious. It was a settings page.640551 image
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I found the router admin page and I'm going inA twelve-minute journey into the heart of my own living room.1.1k10212 min
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My threat model is a sticky noteIt says 'do not click links'. I clicked a link.430293 min read

About Script

$3 per month

I have a Kali wallpaper, three unfinished courses, and a dream. My entire threat model is 'the login page looked weird'.

I run nmap on my own router every Friday. Sometimes it answers. This is the closest I get to romance.

11Courses started
0Courses finished
65,535Ports scanned

Safe for work. Always.No nudity. No harassment. No real people. Justethical-ish hackerbehaviour and the occasional exposed API.

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