The 10x Engineer

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I ship 10x more code than the average engineer because I do not write tests, documentation, or variable names. My pull requests are a controlled explosion.

I only work on greenfield projects. If it is legacy, it is someone else's problem. Subscribe for hot takes and force pushes.

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